Standedge Tunnel

kitted out for Standedge tunnel

Great chaperone Fred. Over 10,000 tunnel trips, that’s getting on for three years underground

A steam train blew past; we worked our way through nine tortuous early morning locks to reach the highest point on the canal network. Took our place behind two other boats booked for the Standedge Tunnel.

Not long before the measuring sticks and gauges were slapped under, over and up the side of the boat in front – looking much slimmer than ours we figured if that didn’t get in we may as well turn back there and then. Lots of head scratching, chin rubbing and second opinions later the boat in question had failed the crucial stats test,  it’s chance of passage came down to how many barrels of water could be crammed on the bow. Despite numerous pre-booking measures we began to doubt ourselves, relieved  to get a unanimous thumbs up.Standedge tunnel

Boat number one disappeameasuring for Standedge tunnelred, followed by a forty five minute fume clearing wait. Cratch cover removed, planks and poles inside and nav lights unscrewed, the boat was stripped and ready to go. Hard hats, fluorescent jackets, buoyancy aids, fire extinguishers, radio, oxygen monitor, carbon monoxide alarm and the all important chaperone on-board we made our way throughStandedge tunnel the very understated tunnel mouth.

Like Alice falling down the rabbit hole, the tunnel comes in waves: ornate brick work with intricate patterns; rough mill stone cuttings; reinforced red brick arches; narrow channels of moon smooth rock, pebble dash spray folds and an enormous cave room. Layers of ever changing colour, pyrite glistens and glints in the head lamp as though Damien Hirst has Standedge tunnelbeen busy with For The God Of Love injections. After an unbelievably narrow, low, crooked pure rock section requiring throttle on/off and tillering to achieve movement with little speed we arrived Pyrite crystalsat a safety check platform where our chaperone sent a ‘transit update’ above ground. Time for a driver swap, Nick got to relax on the bow for the remainder of the journey after a great damage free navigation and I got a go. Trains rushing through the hill, cause pressure to drops, producing condensation and enveloping the boat in mist.

Two hours of darkness makes the murkiest of days seem Standedge tunnelblinding. Emerging to a café crowd we were presented with our Standedge Tunnel Certificates, oh yay! Walked across the hills then back for some post rocky ride boat re-assembling.

The Standedge Tunnel seems a barely whispered Waterway WStandedge tunnel certificateonder. Heavy on the lock work but worth every windlass turn, breath taking scenery with an unparalleled ride at the top.

Standedge Stats: 198m above sea level, 5208m long and 196m below ground, making it the highest, longest and deepest in Britain. 17 years of blasting and digging. Officially opened 4th April 1811. More than 50 men recorded to have died during construction. Most common cargo: lime. Most unusual: horse manure. Originally method of transit: legging, ouch.


Pots and Pans

Saddleworth moorOut of the shower this morning to find the drama queen had turfed containers, rucksack, water bottles, foil over the kitchen work top. The plan was a walk up to Pots and Pans, the very top of Saddleworth moor – ‘Shove anything in there, it’s just sustenance, essentials…sugar, bread, water, jam, we’re going to need it.’

The three of us set off, up through busy Uppermill high street and past Saddleworth moorthe church before the climb really kicked in. Soon up and away from the bustle we took Oldham Way crossing fields of sheep and heather, rocks and bilberries. The further we walked the more rugged and craggy the path, the heather faded, sheep didn’t venture to such barren land. Spectacular views spread for miles. Made it to Pots and Pans, rumoured, among many things to be a Druids alter, to have held Saddleworth moorwine during grouse shoots and to hold healing water. Further on through wind-swept grass we stood on the edge, looking down at Dove Stone Reservoir. 

Pushed off leaving enchanting Uppermill behind. With plans to move on as far as permitted in readiness for Standedge tunnel tomorrow morning, we arrived at the first of two locks. It didn’t look promising, locks gates open, a motionless boat and a bloke on the phone to Canal and River Trust. He’d experienced a traumatic lock drop, jamming mid way before dropping some more and ending up well and truly stuck at thboat stuck in 22W Huddersfield Narrow canale bottom. We tried a cocktail of solutions, paddles up, towing boat out, bashing boat in, alpots and pans - Saddleworth moorl aboard and rocking the boat, not much luck. Two hours later the boat finally re-rose in the lock reversed out, disappearing backwards with orders to turn and try the other way tomorrow morning. Fearing an emergency stoppage meaning no longest, deepest, highest tunnel experience we were very pleased to get through.

Huddersfield Narrow Canal

A dog retching alarm call before he puked all over the carpet. AltScout tunnelhough the rhythmic beat of the looms has long left Ashton under Lyne, there are still plenty of early start factories just the other side of the canal, mainly specialising in reversing noises – according to Nick.

Turned right at Portland Basin and began our journey along the Huddersfield Narrow Canal. Very industrial to start, rising from the first lock, met with smashed windows and razor wire curling along the fence. Locks come thick and fast and although almost everyone requires an anti-vandal key, they’re not especially hard work (again, according to Nick). Got quite excitedleaving Ashton under Lyne about our Tesco stop in Stalybridge – self proclaimed ‘Staly-Vegas’ , we didn’t get the vibe.

As with most towns the canal seemed to shake off Stalybridge in next to no time, soon climbing higher onto Saddleworth moor. The towpath is beautifully maintained, with quaint arched bridges and copious amounts of Himalayan balsam tumbling over stone walls and wafting through the air – a pest, but a pretty one. The water is crazy low in some lock gate lucky charmpounds and we did come across a couple of locks that needed a bit more pushing and pulling and Huddersfield Narrow Canalshoving than usual in order to their thing. Through Scout tunnel, our first cave type tunnel experience, with huge boulders seemingly just hanging there.

Higher and higher, until Saddleworth moor was all around. Tied up in Uppermill just as dusk arrived. At some point today we drifted out of Lancashire and slipped into Yorkshire.

Ashton under Lyne

Portland Basin  - Ashton under Lyne

Portland Basin

Dipping in and out of urban/rural this morning we couldn’t shake off a burning smell, always a bit unnerving when you’re stood on the engine. A van looped round an estate playing ‘Any Old Iron’, alongside clusters of people hanging over bridges…’Do you live on your boat?’, ‘What’s it like inside?’ ‘Can I come on?’ and the one we’re finding most challenging of all – a frown followed by, ‘You from Staffordshire?’ With no idea whetherAshton under Lyne coming from Staffordshire would be a good thing or not in Greater Manchester, we plumped for ‘Brighton’, so far so good. Just relieved the signwriting doesn’t shout out anywhere remotely premiership football related.

On through some pretty countryside, despite our 200ft lock drop yesterday the canal still sits verywooden work boats Portland Basin high. Arrived at Ashton under Lyne, found a couple of rings and tied up. Walked along to the Portland Basin Museum. What was once a warehouse has been transformed into a capsule bursting with Tameside history. With steam-powered cotton mills spread across the towns, by 1831 a third of Ashton under Lyne’s population were employed in textiles, a hard life in an industry vulnerable to trade depressions, Portland Basin was nicknamed ‘weaver’s rest’ as so many weavers were said to have downed themselves in the waters during hard times.

Walked up into the town. Back at the boat we were surprised to have neighbours, this stretch of canal is quiet. Tow path barbecue this evening, bring it on:) Still a few hundred yards to go until the end of the Peak Forest canal but we’ve made it to Lancashire.


Marple top lock‘Some heavy weight bunny coming up.’ Chatty man grabbed a windlass and disappeared into the Marple top lock holiday crowd.

Thinking single locks would be a breeze, the flight was deceMarple aqueductptive with paddles so stiff even bouncing up and down on the windlass didn’t budge them for me. Chock full of Dad’s hanging toddlers over the water and moss in Marple flightattempting to explain lock basics to older children, we struck gold when a micro strong man competition took off. Target in sight, I dangled the spare windlass, ‘Would you like to help Daddy with a lock?’, inevitably, the children grabbed it and Dads obediently followed. With enormous crowds the men frantically wound with all their might, some heaving as though they’d hit a brick wall producing jeers and gasps from unforgiving spectators…. easy prey:) That was the extent of my lock work, the rest was downMarple aqueduct mooring to Nick.

Two lesson reminders. The moss coated walls stream water – close the portholes, the bed got a soaking. Secondly don’t overlook the prop drip pot for too long, after 16 locks and bunnied out, Nick had the joyous task of mopping out the engine bay.

Another good day for Murk’s growing list of worldly possessions, tying up just after the spectacular Marple aqueduct, he appeared with yet another ball, that makes six found freebies in the last week – five tennis, one lacrosse.

Bugsworth Basin

Bugsworth Basin - middle basin and arm

middle basin and arm

Bugsworth Basin - lower basin

lower basin

Warm and sunny this morning, Murk enjoyed a final basin wander. Got talking to our neighbour, who, planning to buy a boat and liveaboard had hired a very nice Braidbar for the weekend. Malcolm got ‘the’ tour and always interested to see inside other boats we Braidbar toured in return.

Bugsworth Basin - upper basin

middle basin

Moved to the lower basin for bins and water. Re-opened in 2005, plenty remains of what was an open air factory on a mammoth scale: kilns, wharfs, limestone crusher, warehouses, limesheds, tramways, wagons, tipplers, canal house, gauging lock… Once lit the kilns burnt continuously for years, smothering their surroundings in sulphurous smoke. 

Bugsworth has it all, even boasting a grisly murder, on 26th October 1898, during a jelous rage, John Cotton killed his wife in their cabin, arrested the same day and hanged on 21st of December – not much deliberating in those days.Bugsworth Basin

Quite a few boats arriving by the time we left, made our way along through the swing bridges before mooring opposite a field of horses and next to a stone wall underlining views that roll for miles.


Buxton CrescentBy the time it was light, the hammering rain had cleared. Walked Murk round the basin before setting off in search of a bus. Sat white knuckled on the 190, we hung on and rattled our way up through Postman Pat scenery before plummeting down into Buxton – our bodies hadn’t moved that quickly since early June.

It was 1780 when the 5th Duke of Devonshire ploughed copper miningon bus in Peak Forest profits into developing the town as spa set to rival Bath. Took our place in tBuxton Opera Househe queue of locals filling containers with spring waters from St Ann’s well, it tasted way better than the eggy gloop in Leamington Spa. Magnificent buildings accessorized with everything Art Deco. Lots of renovation work going on with some places looking as though they’ve stood lifeless for years. The Opera HousBuxton Opera Housee was bustling with oldies eager to take their places for the matinée performance of ‘Hello Dolly’, we thought about it… just for a second. Gazing up at the lights it dawned that we’re on moored at Bugsworth Basina very long, low level, low temperature, low budget cruise.

Two hours later, having loved the Buxton vibe, we rattled back over the hills and into the peace of Bugsworth Basin.


Marple JunctionDog bowl filled to the brim, Brita overflowing, kettle topped up, full washing up bowl and washing machine whirring we were good to go. Passing a guy looking out his hatch as we left High Poynton, did the morning nod and moved on, next boat up got a shout out from the voice of doom, ‘Not sounding good that aint’, strangely, we were delighted to have passed his engine ear test.

Moved on through Marple Junction, turning right onto the Upper Peak Tescos BuxworthForest canal, new territory. Pretty and winding, the views are breath-taking, even on a dank drizzly day. Channelled into the hillside, construction began in 1794, it’s main aim to improve transportation of limestone from Dove Holes, high up in the Peak Forest. The water supply to the final flight of five locks proved too troublesome, stopping at Bugsworth, a seven mile tramway served as second best link to the quarries.

Swizzels Matlow Factory

Swizzels Matlow Factory

Past the Swizzels Matlow facotry, chock full of Parma Violets and Love Hearts, the air fizzed with sherbet. Moored ridiculously close to Tescos, fearing someone had gone wild in the grocery aisle, four card transactions within an hour were too much for Natwest.

Food stashed in the most unlikely places, it was getting late by the time we arrived in Bugsworth Basin. With a ‘happy go lucky’ approach to mooring combined with layers of stone arches and high walls, the basin sits somewhere between a French campsite and the Colosseum. Impressive, slightly unearthly, informal and not quite like anywhere before.


Mr DarcyLifting the engine bay to investigate the possibility of re-wiring the immersion for sunny day solar hot water, a more urgent task reared it’s ugly head. Nick whooped with delight, I swear. Emerging with the shredded alternator belt, sshredded alternator beltuddenly it all made sense – we’d thought it strange yesterday lunchtime, when we moored and the batteries weren’t fully charged, but tried to explain it away with the relatively short trip. With a puzzle to solve, spanners flew and the bed was demolished in order to access our least used storage spstone wallace. Clutching three spare belts of various sizes, Nick disappeared to the depths of the engine and the alternator was back up and running in no time.

Took a picnic upto Lyme Park where Mr Darcy stood in the lake. Murk disgraced himself by finding a swamp and bathing in it, resulting in chaos at the children’s paddling stream when we arrived to wash down the stinking, fly covered beast.

Just one boat out and one boat in at High Poynton today. We’re on the departure board for tomorrow, we’ve eaten the fridge.


Murk and The CageOnly a couple of miles to High Poynton, where we squeezed into a fender skimming mooring, amazing how many people appear from seemingly empty boats when they fear for the safety of their rudders. Ropes tied and tidied the plan was to continue our National Trust chaser, until we discovered the house at Lyme Park is closed on Tuesdays and Wednesdays – music to Murk’s ears, with just the grounds up for grabs, he was in on the trip.

Another day, another hill. We’re loving the off-piste activities the Macclesfield canal serves up. Shaggy moorland grass, gnarly sheep and lines of dry stone walls leading to Lyme Park House, the jewel in the crown. Shut.

Back down to the water where barely a boat passed for the rest of the afternoon, the unwritten rule of High Poynton seems to be: arrive early and tie up.