A Bit More Dry Land

Gas Street BasinIf there was ever a morning to have a boat this morning was it. Blue sky, sunshine and still water we set of for a water fill which handily doubled as a battery charge. Filled, turned and heading back we passed THE budget gurus, Deb and James on Lois Jane….so many questions racing through our minds we were happy to hear they’d be round later. A quick bBirmingham Museumall throwing session for Murk and an arm wrenching rubbish drop/Tesco run for Nick before lunch, all in all a pretty productive boaty morning.Birmingham Museum

Another afternoon on dry land, this time the Birmingham Museum. A randomly brilliant collection of exhibitions – the Staffordshire Hoard is tucked away in there.

Not back long wDeb and Jameshen Deb and James knocked the roof. Traumatised since reading THE budget blog, they were barely through the door before being showered with questions on how to get ‘ten meals from one chicken’. Interrogation ended in the dreaded blog shot. Lovely guys, hope to catch up again after we’ve dipped back out to have another go at the BCN.


Oooooh Glitter Balls

Strictly Live TourBruno ordered that we ‘beg for it’, Len introduced his ‘Magnificent Sev-ern!’ and Craig said the place looked ‘gaw-jus’. Pimped to the hilt, the nia was hot hot hot. MStrictly Live Touroored 200 yards from the entrance, the first Strictly Live was too much to resist: legs flying, guns flexing and blinding glitter balls, a brilliaBull Ringnt injection of bright light to the January canal experience. Three hours of dancing was all it took for Natalie to scoop the glitter globe from a perplexed Abbey.

Murk’s resigned himself to city life for a few days althoughBirmingham Library having spent most of the morning swimming in Edgbaston Reservoir, he’s not doing too badly. Our main aim to exBirminghamhaust him, then lock him up and leave him.

Narrowboat world comes in waves, long stretches of quiet, studded with explosions of vibrant city life. Birmingham Library is great place to get aElyar Foxn overview of this city stop. An attraction in itself, neon escalators surrounded by books pathing the way up The boat from Birmingham Libraryto sensory gardens and views across the sky line.

A manic feel up at the Bull Ring this afternoon. Security and police struggling to Birmingham from up highmanage crowds of teenagers poised ready with their phones. We must be getting old. Firstly I had no qualms asking who they were waiting for, secondly we showed no shame in elbowing our way into the action and thirdly peering down at our pap work we didn’t have foggiest who Elyar Fox was. We had to go on-the-line to find out.Strictly Live Tour

The curtains are down on the Saturday show, thousands of people now filing past what is, for the most part, a very quiet mooring. Cha cha cha.


Eating Up The BCN

Broad Street Basin Wolverhampton

Broad Street Basin Wolverhampton

Wednesbury Oak Look - BCN Old Main LineWolverhampton, the city that never sleeps. Happy to move on, we inched our way over a shopping trolley and under the ring road bridge. Soon deep into factories, razor wire glinting in the sunshine guided the way. Arriving at Deepfield Junction we swung left onto what was the original MBCN Main Lineain Line until the construction of Coseley Tunnel in 1837; a detour but only a three-mile return trip, enjoying the urban experience we shrugged our shoulders in aWednesbury Oak Loop - BCN Old Main Line ‘this is what we’re here to do’ kind of a way…all 100 plus miles of the BCN. Not long in, it was clear tCoseley Tunnel - BCN Main Linehe three miles were going to take longer than the average three miles. Weed thrives along the WeBCN - Main Linednesbury Oak Loop as does rubbish. It was also obvious that a boat isn’t something the locals see up there all that much, all very helpful – pointing out it was a dead-end, over and over. What felt like a very long time later we turned at the BW Midlands Regional Workshop and were slowly crawling back out, already questioning the enjoyment of completing every inch of the BCN.

Smethwick Junction - BCN Main Line

Smethwick Junction- BCN Main Line

A lunch break then back into deWednesbury Oak Loop - BCN Old Main Lineeper and comparatively cleaner water. we motored on through Coseley Tunnel soon arriving at Factory Junction where we dropped down the three Factory Locks and saw the only other boat all day. As the rain set in nowhere looked a particularly great place to spend a night, one option was taking Spon Lane Locks back onto the Old Main Line where there was a chance of some rings….hmmm.Gas Street Basin Birmingham Nope, thank you. So as the rain did it’s best and the light faded we opted for shifts at the tiller/sitting by the fire and a few prop clears as an added bonus for Nick. With four, then three then two miles to go there seemed no sign of Birmingham, then out of the darkness Gas Street Basin appeared – a welcome beacon of light. A quick trip to Cambrian Wharf for a water top up, then back moor across from where we stopped last year. Another interesting day with some unforgettable sights..


Wolverhampton Locks

Dunstal ParkThree miles followed by a water fill at Autherley Junction, we turned right then left at Alderseley Junction, into the first of the Wolverhampton Locks, Birmingham Main Line. A Brindley brainchild, the Main Line was opened in 1772 and although Telford later introduced the New Main Line both routes use Wolverhampton Locks. A pretty start, quaint brick bridges, plenty of greenery and clear water. On up to Dunstall Park Racecourse where we stopped for lunch. Another lucWolverhampton Locksky day ococonutf locks for us, we climbed at speed and as we did the rubbish increased to what was eventually a bit of a rubbishy coconut soup. Poking around in the watery mire Nick hooked a bag of t-lights, happy days. The last two pounds were practically empty and needed a couple of lock flush throughs ttea lightso re-float the boat. It’s been a while since the anti-vandal keys been out but the bolts are pretty easily opened and the paddles are in great condition.

Slap in the centre of Wolverhampton we opted for the first mooring option at Broad Street Basin…Asda isn’t far away but the signs aMurk in Wolverhamptonssuring you that you are on a ‘SAFE ROUTE’ yet still advise ‘WALKING WITH A FRIEND’ make it a bit of a shoulder watching hike. Quite happy that it’s raining hard. Twenty one locks steeped in hardcore narrowboat history and new sights round every bend has been an interesting day.


White Straight Line

Shropshire Unionicy snow Shropshire UnionIt wasn’t exactly snow but it was white and frozen and definitely on the ground this morning. Another bright start we Turner's Garage Shropshire Unionset off with more straightness ahead. Pulled in at Turner’s Garage for some of it’s legendary cheap diesel, along with a couple of bags of coal and a gas bottle. Just one lock today, rasing us up to …more straightnesdiesel on Shropshire Unions.

We’ve eaten our way round Murkthe menu wheel again, the fridge is looking pretty bare. Perhaps we’ve gotten a little more hardy but it’s nasty out there tonight and really not cold in here, the bathroom is also bearable thanks to the luxury Dimplex heater. A big day tomorrow, moving onto Nicholson Guide no. 2, bought in Guildford before we ever stepped foot on a boat – obviously the BCN is where we figured it’d be nice to hang out. Time will tell.


Long Straight And Sunny

GnosallStill long and straight but with sunshine and birds and lots and lots of boats – so manyShropshire Union weaving about we slipped back into the habit of actually checking if it’s clear to steam on through bridges. Once again Norbury Junction didNorbury Junction not disappoint, warm, clean and a plentiful supply of boater cast-offs which we added to, rather than the other way around for once.

Call us box tickers but despite the fact this stretch has a certain wilderness appeal we seem to Cowley Tunnelploughing on in search of the BCN – two January visits and we’ve had our Shroppy lot, the tropic summer twist would add another dimension but according to Nick he can ‘imagine that, so no need to actually do it.’ Last time he began to believe this wasn’t an adventure we shot out onto the flooded Thames and cacked ourselves.. careful what you wish for.


A Long Straight Line

Woodseave CuttingTyrley top lock mooringsStill,  grey and cold, today was deader than dead. Really nobody about, 3G has been hit and miss adding to the isolation, hard to imagine swarms of hireboats in the summer. Long stretches, deep cuttings and towering bridges, the last trunk narrow canal to be built and there was no messing, they went straight no matter what got in the way.

bomb defence Shebdon emabankment

bomb defences

Moved onto the Shebdon embankment and past gatCadbury Wharfes added during the war, a defence against the possibility of embankment bombing resulting in an empty canal. Low water levels are never a cause for concern these days thanks to lots of regular toilet flushing in Wolverhampton. The old Cadbury Wharf had a spooky deserted feel about it, just the place to spend a night.


Travelling Show

Audlem LocksA Victorian scrapbook, the tweeness of Audlem Locks fanned out as we climbed: lace, blackbirds, holly, butterflies, violets, ribbon, feathers, roses – it’s probably all there.  A little curtain twitching from the long-term moorers, not sure they’re used to many boats passing at this time of year, certainly not the bin dipping variety anyhow. Hose on the waterpoint, Nick disappeared with a couple of rubbish bags, re-appearing moments later with an unbelievable bin dip and a show stopping performance… a whole Shropshire Flyworld of alfresco dining possibilities stored in the size of a suitcase. Cousin Jack’s offcast has joined our travelling show.

A lucky run of locks, the all important glint of light shone through the gates for all but one obin dipperf many locks over the last two days. The gates are small, the paddles easy and the pull very gentle. A sunny journey down through Betton Cutting, glided on past where we limped to moor last year with our first chocked fuel filter.

A quick lunch at Market Drayton, then an Asda assault on our senses with dazzling lights and billy no matesdisturbing musac.  We watched our basket load shuffling along the conveyor feeling pretty proud to have collected a pile of almost healthy looking stuff, a battle against mid-winter scurvyness.

Tyrley locks were a hub for Saturday afternoon walkers. Very pretty around here but with days dark so early what’s on the outside matters far less than it does in the summer months – a dry towpath and it’s Shropshire Union past Market Draytonbasically a winner.


Dog Wars

Murk got bitten

the gory bit

Shropshire UnionNantwich has to be one of the most sociable tow paths going. Friendly boaters and inquisitive walkers, in the space of just a few minutes questions included ‘Have you been robbed?’ ‘Any trouble with kids?’ ‘Much vandalism?’ ‘Much trouble with drunks?’ and ‘Any drug problems’ Er no. Hack Green locksA quick clean of one side of the boat before pushing off and out into the country. Mud beyond imaginable mud. Murk ploughed into a group of three collies, tail wagging probably even smiling before a lot of yelping then scooting out the other side with a hole in his side. He is a pain but he didn’t desermud on Shropshire Unionve that, poor boy. A couple of locks saw us rising up next to Hack Green Nuclear Bunker, a firm favourite with Nick, still yet to pass it on an open day. Beautiful afternoon sunshine, we got busy with a bit more boat type stuff, a bow brush and wash, nasty chimney gunk clean up, a DIY paint buff invention involving a mixture of wax and …paint and a bit mushroom polishing all while Murk whimpered on the lazy boy. Hope he realises vet bills aren’t budgeted for.


Fishermen

Beginning of the LlangollenNot a long run today, just a few miles from Barbridge to Nantwich but the canal seemed more alive than it has for a long time, ridiculously mild for this time of year, no rain andNantwich  not even a breeze – boats were on the move. Pretty much everyone we passed seemed happy to be hood free and conversation revolved around the prospect of a whole dry day….everyone apart from the fisherman. The deal seems to be that generally speaking fishermen don’t like boaters. Starting out we heard torrid tales of knives being pulled and threats over the emptying of locks. Way back we got yelled at by a long pole roach fisherman to ‘hug the bank so as not to disturb the water further out’  whiNantwichlst those fishing for other stuff prefer the total opposite. Sticking to the rule we’ve never had a problem BUT….when both species of fishermen were sat together, a no win situation lay ahead. One glib comment from a non-rNantwichoacher was all it took, our throttle hit reverse, Murk and me listened as Nick delighted in playing one off against the other…a frank and slightly awkward question and answer session later, two anglers sat side by side in stoney silence.

The moorings at Nantwich are busy as usual, but somehow there always seems just enough space.  Went into the town and onto Morrisons, it used to seem quite a way, but day on day of tow path trekking makes it a walk in the park now. Lucky to have a very friendly neighbour who, hearing the clanging of our gas bottle ventured out into the darkness and pouring rain offering to hold the torch – something tells me I should have been doing that.